GIS or “guilty until proven innocent”

For a long time I was expecting a visit from the GIS Invaders. During this time I let my creativity collide with my imagination and just enjoyed the results. What will they ask me first when I open the door? What should I answer? How to behave?

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GIS Invaders: Hallo! Guten Tag, GIS-bla-bla-bla, haben Sie ein Fernsehgerät zu Hause?
Me: Why, you wanna sell me one?…

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“You can’t humor these are people!” said Anja in response to my ideas. This made me laugh a lot. Poor people.

Nevertheless, they visited me last night. Asked me if they can come in, I said “of course no” and they said that they will send Police to investigate. Well, ok.

What kind of person you have to be to do a job like this? Everyone despise you. What would your motivation/cover letter would be, when applying for the job?

” .. I would like to visit other people’s houses and self-invite myself in. If they don’t let me in I will hereby accuse them of being criminals and will send police after them. No one will like me. Please, let me have this job!”

Penetrated with grief I joined the club. Because the law said so. And we all have to obey the law. Even when it makes no sense at all. Steinzeit. Period.